| BROKE FOR CHRISTMAS
I'll be broke for Christmas
My wallet's just as empty as last year
Everyone will hate me 'cuz I didn't buy them gifts
So I'll just stay home and drink a Christmas beer
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Last year, this time, I didn't have a dime
Especially one that I could give away
And jolly old Saint Nick was such a rotten prick...
That he crapped inside my stocking Christmas day
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Ho Ho Ho I've got no dough
And everyone can all just go to hell
I'm short on bucks, this Christmas sucks
I'll bet next year's going to turn out just as swell
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I'll be broke for Christmas
My wallet's just as empty as last year
Everyone will hate me 'cuz I didn't buy them gifts
So I'll just stay home and drink a Christmas beer
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This year, this time, I still don't have a dime
The merchandise is flying off the shelves
So what I'm gonna do is shut that chimney flu
And cook me up a couple Christmas elves
Next year, this time, revenge will be all mine
That Santa Claus is finally gonna pay
He'll shake like a bowl of jelly when I sock him in the belly
And then I'll take a dump inside his sleigh
Ho Ho Ho I've got no dough
And everyone can all just go to hell
I'm short on bucks, this Christmas sucks
I'll bet next year's going to turn out just as swell
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they look like they are up to something... |
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| randomness that made me chuckle |
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| sick
and tired and tired and sick...
my throat and my ears are killing me. one side of my nose is runny, the other stuffed. boy child had it last week and girl child will have it by next week. isnt that always how it goes?
I am broke and not looking forward to the holidays. The kids will be with their father this year... my first christmas without them.
dating... or should I say trying to date, sucks ass. maybe Q was right, maybe it is me.
I cant get my shit together, cant manage my time, cant keep the house clean, the bills paid, the kids happy and the fridge full... is this how it is always gonna be?
I am feeling very blue, lots of shit hitting the fan, not one positive... seriously I cant think of one.
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| I really need to start writing again. |
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